I give up

This diaper bag is history.  It has had it in for me since the first freakin' stitch.  If I even managed to complete it, it would be so full of bad mojo it might curse the poor kid.  I may try again--after I exorcise the crochet hook.  I just don't see how one project could be so very bad.  I might have thrown it across the room in a fit of frustration but you can't make me confirm that.